Crazy Shit

So, just a few minutes ago I was feeling a rumbling in the tummy, so I make my way to the bathroom, which is shared with the other couple of offices on the floor. I notice the one stall is occupied with what I initially take for one of those black canvas laptop bags, which I think is kind of grody to put it on the shitter floor. So I take the other stall.

Well, it turns out it was this guy's black slacks and Hanes tighty whiteys in a heaping pile on the bathroom floor, and spilling over into the stall I was in. I'm curious, and can't stop looking. Then I notice him return his BlackBerry to the belt holster on his belt...which means that he is not only nude from the waist down, but also checking his email. Then as I finish and prepare to exit this freakshow, I notice him pulling off foot-long segments of tp and folding them into squares and stacking them on top of his pants.


On a side note, when we were away on Honeymoon, Jim, my boss, had walked to the bathroom and opened a stall door that as unlocked, but he found out quickly that it was occupied. By a Wizard employee (who my company shares an office with). Who is completely naked on the crapper and holding all of his clothes.

Sadly, I don't think this was the guy who was in there today, so that means that there are two naked bathroom perverts on the loose on my floor.

That's some crazy shit!